by Dan Calabrese:
Murder, mayhem, torture
Unfortunate these acts
Would that we had a perfect world
We'd surely turn them back
But from my purview on the left
I've an enlightened view
No regime's a perfect one
We must accept it's true
So while Saddam is clearly bad
We all agree, oh yes
We mustn't lose our focus
On whom we do detest
He's the one who terrorizes
All that we hold dear
By cutting taxes for the rich
He makes it oh so clear
He wants to drill in ANWR
His lawman's known to pray
He doesn't bow at Kofi's feet
He needs to go--today!
We lefties want regime change
Oh let there be no doubt
We must depose this daunting threat
We have to throw him out!
Saddam may be an awful thug
Killing near and far
But he does not cut finding
Of our precious NPR
So let Hussein play torture games
It's no skin off our back
But for the tyrant cretin Bush
A pre-emptive attack!
From a WSJ Opine Collection... There's some pretty good ones. Check 'em out.
1 comment:
What's sad is that the Left has become such a parody of itself that I had to read that poem twice to make sure it was a parody.
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