Bush to Nuke New Guinea...

In the Bush Administration's continuing war on science, plans are in place to nuke the area where hundreds of new animal species have been discovered. A White House spokesperson said this morning that "The world simply cannot afford to have any new species. Global warming is leading us to utter destruction, and these new species will only accelerate us on that path. They must be destroyed." This to happen in conjunction with the conversion of NASA, the EPA, DEA, DOE, DOD, CIA, NSA, NEA, ADA, NRA, FDA, and ACLU to Evangelical Christianity.