Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Not to Upstage Ms. Couric's Irrelevance, But,...

some scientist thinks Jesus walked on ice.

Hey, it was a slow news day...

3 comments:

Muztan said...

Hmm... Yeah, maybe Jesus was the first surfer! There's a slogan for Hawaii's Tourism Dept...

Engicon said...

Hmm, I don't recall any of the apostles dying of hypothermia. IIRC the storm was bad enough that they were scared they might sink. That probably means they were getting wet. Wet and -4 degrees on a small boat in the middle of a lake probably wouldn't do much for your health. Who knows though, I don't guess it's really less of a miracle if Jesus stepped out of the boat onto a piece of nearly impossible to see ice that just happened to be floating by when he needed it.

Muztan said...

Come on guys, obviously the storm was a result of global warming and Jesus' message was that we better start listening to people like Al Gore or we're in for collisions with icebergs of doom on our pleasure cruise of humanity; unless you can walk on them, of course...