This is how the DU will interpret this

Alito's wife was interviewed for more insight into the man:

-He attended a ska festival! He's a racist, as we all know ska is tied to Nazi white supremacists.

-He can shoot double clays! He's a gun nut! Not much interpretation needed there.

-He's a gourmet cook! He's secretly gay, like John Roberts! I expect this will draw the most attention. DUers love to say conservatives are secretly gay. It's their second favorite pejorative after calling conservatives racist.

He likes Springsteen. Hard to be from Jersey without liking Brooooooooce. I don't know if a leftie commenter will be able to say anything bad about this because then they would be criticizing Brooooce, who himself is a big critic of George Bush.

Anyway, let the games begin! Who's your number one contender for Bloviation Champion during the hearings? I pick either Kennedy or Biden.