Racist Astros

No wonder the Astros are losing - they're racist pigs! According to Joe Morgan, they have no blacks on the team!

My eyes are lying to me, or I guess this doesn't count. Or this. Or this. Apparently, "black" means "African American". The Astros are so racist that they single out blacks of American ancestry!

But wouldn't that then make them some other "ist"? Like "culture-ist"?

Man, I bet I'm so many "ists" that I don't even know about. Good thing I have liberals to tell me what I am.