Dispatch from an Alternate Universe

That was quite a stump speech by that candidate, what’s his name, last night. I feel sorry for the incumbent, it can’t be easy to be them with this dude coming at him, full of righteous indignation about all those evils and what not. And, in front of such a fancy audience in a fancy venue to boot, makes him look kinda Presidential. All this not playing by the same rules and stuff, someone should really do something about that, it’s good that there’s someone able to tell us that some people don’t follow the rules, I’m sure he could do something about that, instead of allowing lawlessness to prevail under the current administration. How horrible is it that there are so many people barely getting by nowadays, being robbed by fat cats, I can’t believe that no one has ever done anything ever for anyone in that situation. We really should consider this guy, I didn’t catch the resume or anything but I think he must be the CEO of Ford, General Motors and Chrysler based on what he said, I didn’t even realize that they all merged. Someone with that kind of success really understands the evils of bailouts for failing companies, able to build the fast growing, largest and most innovative companies in the world. Oh, and alternative energy, how brilliant! Why aren’t those companies building these solutions and why isn’t the government investing in such things? Surely if that were done then we’d be literally swimming in alternative methods of powering things and stuff. And on the economy, this country, being really young must determine an economic system of some kind like he said, you know, one that will last and be fair and stuff. Wait, what?