An apt description

I was reading a column that I regularly follow and noticed something that gave me quite the chuckle. It was a emailbag column filled with questions and the author's response. One of the questions was;

I'm a high school senior who will be a freshman at The College of the Holy Cross next fall. If you could use a single word to describe the coeds at HC, what would it be?

The answer is what made me laugh out loud. Reading the response I could only think, are you sure the kid wasn't asking about Tech?

I can't speak for the kids that are there now, but back in my day, the word would have been "gorging."

At first glance I thought back to the good old days of college. Even more applicable if you look at all the definitions for gorging.